thedrinkmebottle:

today’s hair coor is: the sneaking suspicion you’re turning into a mineral formation

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tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

I PUT THE HOUSECAT OUTSIDE FOR TWO GODDAMN MINUTES AS A JOKE AND HE COMES RUNNING IN WITH A SNAKE IN HIS MOUTH

OH SHIT THE SNAKE IS STILL ALIVE

THE SNAKE HAS GONE INTO THE LAUNDRY ROOM AND IM ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS

SNAKE HAS BEEN RELEASED IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD IN A PANICKED, THROWING MOTION

"Fucking put me outside again, bitch. See what happens." -My Asshole Cat

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nintendoggy:

how to identify a stoner: “do you smoke” “smoke what”

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notchicken:

SO I LOST MY PHONE TODAY BUT JUST FOUND IT AND MY DAD TEXTS ME THIS THINKING IF IT WAS STOLEN THE ROBBER WOULD REPLY AND I JOKINGLY REPLIED AND NOW LOOK AT WHAT HE IS TEXTING ME HE THREATENED TO KILL THEIR DOG

notchicken:

SO I LOST MY PHONE TODAY BUT JUST FOUND IT AND MY DAD TEXTS ME THIS THINKING IF IT WAS STOLEN THE ROBBER WOULD REPLY AND I JOKINGLY REPLIED AND NOW LOOK AT WHAT HE IS TEXTING ME HE THREATENED TO KILL THEIR DOG

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amortizing:

Sometimes I wish I was 29 with my life figured out & sometimes I wish I was 5 with my whole life ahead of me and not a care in the world

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rainsfell:

how do i get over someone who i never dated

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1chainz:

80s music brings me back to good times like when i wasnt alive

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whispersintheimpala:

THIS FACE OMG I THINK I DIED
IT’S SO HAPPY
BUT IT’S SO SAD
I CAN’T
NO

whispersintheimpala:

THIS FACE OMG I THINK I DIED

IT’S SO HAPPY

BUT IT’S SO SAD

I CAN’T

NO

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awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

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